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morgan

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Christmas Jokes
« on: December 22, 2012, 02:52:29 PM »
Here is my one and only Christmas Joke -

What goes ho ho ho plop?

Santa Clause laughing his head off.  (I didn't say it was a good one, but the only one.)  ;D

Anyone got any other Christmas specific jokes?  Please share.
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2012, 11:39:49 PM »
Haha  :D I so miss when my kids were little they would tell so many fun little jokes like that. 

I don't have any Christmas jokes that I can remember well, but I have been seeing a lot of these funny Christmas pictures.  I have to say this one has been my favorite  ;D ;D
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2012, 02:42:05 AM »
    hehe - he has been living the fts lifestyle obviously
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2012, 09:19:58 AM »
 :D :D :D
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2012, 12:16:28 AM »
I laughed at both of them! :)

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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2012, 03:10:30 PM »
Here is a little giggle for you guys... ;D ;D

The second on is of my grand baby with a very sleepy look   Haha

Merry Christmas to my FTS peeps  :D
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2012, 04:00:35 AM »
Just heard this one - so now I have 2 Christmas jokes in my reportoire -

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

                              FROST BITE     hahahaha
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shawn116

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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2012, 04:08:18 AM »
 :D :D :D :D
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2012, 08:24:47 PM »
 :D :D :D :D
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2012, 08:20:01 AM »
 :D :D :D Morgan you are wicked!
Toosweet your grandbaby should be named TooCute! :)
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2012, 09:46:05 AM »
This one came out of a Christmas cracker.  Loud pop and a silly joke.

What do you call a fear of Santa?  Claustrophobia.
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« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2012, 11:06:52 AM »
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Toosweet your grandbaby should be named TooCute!


 ;D ;D  He sure is my heart! 

This picture is how my trees used to look when the kids were small....LOL
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2012, 09:02:49 AM »
 :D :D
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Re: Christmas Jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2012, 03:25:33 PM »
hehehehehehehehehe

Your grandbaby is such a cutie
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