Dang'ya Doug and UMPA now I got to buy new jeans (ROTFLOL)

[SarahC]

How about "Put a board in the hole!"

[buford354]

Miss Sarah,

     Now that one I ain't heard never. I'll  try and figure it out , if in
I can't I'll private you back for a little more of your home spun humor.

Thanks a bunch, Buford

[Kim P]

Oh my goodness -ya'll made me enjoy a belly laugh!

[SarahC]

That's Texan for "close the window!" Put a board in the hole!

[umpa]

Mom and dad live in San Antonio,sister in Houston and daughter in Austin.My favorite Texas saying always was (which daddy said alot to me)"Don't let your alligator mouth overide your canary a**!"

[mouseissue]

Well if that ain't a pail of new bait, Doug how many tools ya got in that
belt of yours. Singer, songwriter, diet guru, TV star dang thats a lot of
irons in the fire ain't it ??

Somewhar I got a list of Southern sayings and now y'all have got me hunting
fer'em.  I would be real proud to add all the new ones y'all send in. Now to that there
Texas Lady , my Aunt Hannah was from Richardson and everybody said she
talked funny (Never seemed that way to me) , she had more stories than as
she said "Even Will Rogers (You folks might want to look up this great story teller)

Our Best to You and Yours,
Buford and the Girls

Hi Buford!

Your pigeon story reminded me of a country song that came out a number of years ago.
While looking for southern songs, how about John Anderson singing "The Bug"?

Sometimes, your the windshield. Sometimes, you're the bug.

[getskinny]

  : wonderful post, I really enjoyed reading all your different sayings.  I'm from Canada can't think of any sayings but when I will get back to you.  Congrats Buford on your weight loss

[umpa]

getskinny congrats on the 9 pound loss.