This was fun last year so I thought I'd repost it. An FTS Forum tradition is born.
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the manse
The elves were all happy
And doing a dance.
Santa was skinny!
Oh, my, what a joy.
He’d cut out the sugar,
Just look at that boy.
His robes were all flowing
Like loose fitting garb.
What on earth happened?
The man went LOW CARB.
A one-minute muffin,
Such a joy to behold.
Santa’s now skinny,
The world must be told.
The air, it was cold.
His breath showed a wisp.
What’s that in his hand.
Why it’s a BranCrisp.
His life will be longer,
His wife can relax.
He cut-out wheat flour.
Replaced it with flax.
While visions of sugar plums
Filled little kids’ minds,
He’d lost sugar cravings
And snacked on pork rinds.
My thanks to the forum.
Keep up the good fight.
Happy Christmas to all,
And to all a good night.
