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Andrea

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Twas the Night Before Christmas
« on: December 22, 2011, 09:52:10 AM »
My apologies to Clement C. Moore.

‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the manse
The elves were all happy
And doing a dance.

Santa was skinny!
Oh, my, what a joy.
He’d cut out the sugar,
Just look at that boy.

His robes were all flowing
Like loose fitting garb.
What on earth happened?
The man went LOW CARB.

A one-minute muffin,
Such a joy to behold.
Santa’s now skinny,
The world must be told.

The air, it was cold.
His breath showed a wisp.
What’s that in his hand.
Why it’s a BranCrisp.

His life will be longer,
His wife can relax.
He cut-out wheat flour.
Replaced it with flax.

While visions of sugar plums
Filled little kids’ minds,
He’d  lost sugar cravings
And snacked on pork rinds.

My thanks to the forum.
Keep up the good fight.
Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good night.
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 11:02:31 AM »
wow that is totally awesome great job!!!!!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 11:42:21 AM »
Very well done, Andrea! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 12:34:36 PM »
Applause! :D
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 01:27:46 PM »
Oh my goodness!!!!  This is the cutest thing, and I totally LOVE it!!!!   I am printing this off for my fridge!!  Thanks so much!!!  ;D
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 02:08:30 PM »
I LOVE THIS!!!!!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 08:53:10 PM »
Bravo!!  So cute  ;D
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2011, 05:06:28 PM »
That was wonderful, very clever! Merry Christmas and thank you for posting it! :)
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2011, 05:24:55 PM »
Love it Andrea, that's cute!!
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