The "New Pasta Diet" really works

[buford354]

Howdy Y'all,

     After I catch up on all the new posting on FTS I like to cruise around
a few of the other great low carb blogs.

     On BARBO's Low Carb Kitchen blog this morning I found this great new
diet and she BARBO says it works 100% of the time. So with proper acknowledgement



The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2... You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table.

5. You walka pasta da fridge

You will lose weight!!



Our Very Best to You and Yours,
Buford and the Girls
 

[Doug Varrieur]

You crack me up B   

[umpa]

  It is not a good sensation to shoot coffee out your nose Buford! Love this!!!

[buford354]

Miss UMPA,

     Give me your address, I'll send MissyBelle down there for a few
of her super special nose sugars, fix ya right up. Princess does the nose
thing in strangers faces all the time, I warn'em but they think she is so cute
and she is just waiting for them to get in range and "GOT'CA", she can
sneeze in a microsec and never bat a eye until its to late to pull back out
of range.

Our Very Best to You and Yours,
Buford and the cold noses

[Andrea]

Buford,
Your timing was great for me.  My mouth was empty and I really needed a good laugh.

[mouseissue]

Yep!... That will get 'er done!

[umpa]

  Buford you are too much!! I have 5 dogs whats 2 more??

[suzlyn454]

Buford, please don't give up on the FTS boards, love your humor and tales.  You keep me in stitches.  Thanks for sending sunshine everyone's way!
Suz

[buford354]

Did I just read "Give up on FTS", never happen in this lifetime.

     I dang near lost a bite the other day cause I got this hear new
phone I can use in my boat and were cruising FTS for new stuff
when up popped a new UMPA thingy. Of course I had'a have a
look see and wernunt watching my line ya no so the dang fish all
most took the bait without me even noing what he had done.

     Now I ain't saying I don't look around , but them others is
like kissing your sister. It's a kiss fer sure , but ya ain't gonna
make ya come back fer another peck real soon.


Fishin is a waste of time, money and resources none of which I have
so I guess I'll just have to keep on until I get rich,learn time management
and find a oil well.

Buford and the cold noses
   

[Barb sugarfree!]

Love it!!  Wasn't sure what I was gonna find with a title like that.  Made me smile

[umpa]

Thats why they call it "fishin" and not catching" cause you never know if you are gonna get anything! You better stick around Buford we love ya!

[mouseissue]

... Fishin is a waste of time, money and resources none of which I have
so I guess I'll just have to keep on until I get rich,learn time management
and find a oil well.

Buford and the cold noses
    

Hi Buford!

The Good Lord will reimburse you for the time you spend fishing.
Of course, the fishing gear, fuel, etc. is on you... But heck! It's worth it!!!  

It's the only sport outside of hunting where you can bring home dinner.

[umpa]

Yep! I am a fishin fool Tony!

[mouseissue]

Yep! I am a fishin fool Tony!

Who knows Umpa?... Maybe you'll live forever!
Keep on fishin'!!!

[umpa]

We eat fish 3 or 4 times a week if not more! Maybe thats why I don't take any medicines,omega overload!